So, basically, I was chilling with my dawgs and I noticed this speaker. It was very attractive and got me quite horny! Instant boner! Infact, a little cum leaked out of my tip and onto my pet dog's lip! Sussy! So I instantly bought it. I was shivering and shaking waiting for it, lying on my floor in a pile of cum. When it fintally came, the delivery man was disgusted with my half naked 600lbs body and my buttplug, but I pulled my buttplug out and put it in his mouth for revenge. Haha! So I instantly got freaky with the speaker. I started slobbering on it, calling it my little cumslut. Oh god it felt so good to violate the dog while I played the "Whimpering Dog Radio" on repeat! It had me ecstatic! I pounded it's little mechanical bussy. No matter how many cuts I got. Delightful! But there was a problem. AFter the first nut, the dog speaker broke, and the radio turned off. No more dog whimpering while I pound my smelly little centimetre inside it? What the fuck!?! Ruined. Day ruined. It was so good. Everything was perfect. Fuck you and your non-cum-resistant dog speaker. You piece of fucking shit. I hope you die. I hope your favourite autistic, down syndrome rapper goes to his concert, nervous and excited. And when you go to watch it, the DJ says "Everybody clap for.... Down Syndrome!!!" and then you see the rapper's severed limbs come out from a conveyer belt on the stage, just idly drop down and flop on your little slutty bald head huh? Fuck you.
